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[hawaiianheir]

ZephyrCoder is Away. Status: Taffy: I HATE YOU I HATE MY STUPID LIFE
Aloha! This is Mac. I'm probably too busy to take your call at the moment. Leave me your name and number in a voicemail or text and I'll shoot you one back when I can. Thanks!
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[hawaiianheir]

He is, though!
Like he was explaining this stuff to a girl and like
he wasn't even paying attention to what he was saying!
Like all he could hear of his own voice was BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH and it's like
what

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[drama8om8]

I don't know, 8ro, half the time all I hear of YOUR voice is "8lah 8lah 8lah."
Can't really 8lame him for that, dude.

Re: text;

[hawaiianheir]

Hardy har har, miss talks-about-herself-and-nothing-else!
I'm not the one who's acting bio could put someone to sleep!

(and yes, I read your IMDB, oh my god how can you live knowing you edited that yourself it is so obvious)

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[drama8om8]

>::::C!!!!!!!!
Ok first I do SO talk a8out things that 8n't me.
Cool things! Awesome things. Too many things to actually name! 8ut all of them are NOT ME.
And secondly WOW I D8D'T WR8TE TH8T H8W D8RE Y8U.
I 8m so offend8d 8y your disingenuous ass8rtions! WOW.

text;

[hawaiianheir]

but you inevitably link them back to you, right?
i mean come on.


It was totally you!
I know how you write and - eight obsession aside - THAT IS TOTALLY YOUR WRITING.

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[drama8om8]

N8. Unless the convers8tion naturally leads there! I can't help it if all roads lead to Serket, wow. It is my curse! G8D.

And it is N8T.
8ut speaking of o8sessions, y8u sh8uldn't 8e g88gling me and f8nding my shit (that I d8dn't write, 8ut is a8out me!).
QU8T IT.

text; during the RESCUE TAVIA plot

[counterclock]

ok macaroni you need to calm the fuck down and stop sweating your horrible face over a fucking break in to the super dangerous cops place yo

[counterclock]

like this is gonna be alright figure something out sure but dont be going into histrionics and getting yourself fucking slaughtered aight

text;

[hawaiianheir]

I'm mostly calm now but I was kind of flipping my shit a while so
you've got a point
karson and I were kind of feeding back into my freakouts which were feeding karson's freakouts

text;

[counterclock]

yeah uh i kinda got that

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[counterclock]

sorry about not getting there sooner my cat ripped down a wall and you know how that is i walked away to clean up and when i came back you and kar were having mutual aneurysms its like i cant leave any of you fucks alone for more than thirty seconds or youll go apeshit bananas

handwritten via the network; forward-dated to march 9 holla

[drama8om8]

[ no need to answer these yo they are just here for reasons ]

MAC I'M STUCK WITH WALLY COME GET ME

[drama8om8]

MAC

[drama8om8]

MAC I SWEAR TO GOD YOU 8ETTER 8E FIGHTING THAT FUCKING SNAKE THING AND NOT DEAD UNDER SOME RU88LE

[drama8om8]

MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAACCCCCCCC

[drama8om8]

ACTUALLY I CHANGED MY MIND YOU 8ETTER 8E DEAD IT IS THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR TAKING THIS LONG TO COME FIND ME AND GET ME OUT

[drama8om8]

(I didn't mean that ok don't 8e dead that would suck pretty hardcore and I have 8een through tOO MUCH SHIT today to lose a super gr8 friend too ok so no dying)

forward dated to post wise snake

[wonk]

tavia said u knew smth about SBURB?

its a video game that takes u 2 an alternate dimension

is this doin anythin 4 u

text; late friday night

[drama8om8]

8RIGHTL IGHT CITY FONNA SETM Y SOUL
GNONA SET MY S8UL ON FIRE!!!!!!!

text; late friday night

[hawaiianheir]

tavia are u ok
u aren't are u

[drama8om8]

No i am n tOKAY I AM AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
(pretend that was 8 !s)
VEgras is gr8 Macajohni and Cheesze why aren;t you in Veg8a too you'd like it evvry8osy dressed funny and have dum8 hair.

[hawaiianheir]

wait.
you're in vegas?
who the fuck let you go to vegas.
oh god you are running amok in vegas right now.

[drama8om8]

Wow.
Wowowoww
wow

wow.
WOW. Wow. Wowowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I 8n;;t needing no8ody to LET me got o vegas!
I am a strong indeprmstnt lady who don't need no
telly
Vageas
guy.
I guess karsson cuold have told me to stay home 8ecause leadre preivlegsd. But he wnt and died on me!

oh god I missed an 8 there I typed a b inste8d Mac I'm so uspet why does evrythign keep giong wrong I jsut wanted to 8e some8ody. And type with 8s was that so much to ask?

ahahah god it took me forever to get back to this I'M SO SORRY KAPPY

[hawaiianheir]

[One echo later...]

yeah, that set off an echo. SBURB, four people. we all had a bunch of titles like what i've got. alchemy bullshit was a big part of that too.

[wonk]

yeah see right

im p sure its how u made gear 4 the game

like if u didnt start w a fuckin laser gun

did i even start w my laser gun or did i make it who knows

also titles u say