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[hawaiianheir]

ZephyrCoder is Away. Status: Taffy: I HATE YOU I HATE MY STUPID LIFE
Aloha! This is Mac. I'm probably too busy to take your call at the moment. Leave me your name and number in a voicemail or text and I'll shoot you one back when I can. Thanks!
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[counterclock]

so that was a thing

[hawaiianheir]

which thing was a thing
like what part do we want to consider 'a thing'

[counterclock]

i was kinda thinking like the whole thing was the thing

[hawaiianheir]

yeah that
sounds more or less accurate tbh
the whole thing was a thing that happened
how the hell

[immediately after]

[counterclock]

i liked the part where we all talked about crab

[after the thread in kiki's network post]

[counterclock]

holy fuck everyone really is serious about talking about crab

[immediately after]

[hawaiianheir]

well yeah crab is fucking adorable of course we'd talk about him

[after the thread in kiki's network post]

[hawaiianheir]

holy shit
yeah
that was
i don't even know what's happening anymore
are we a legit dog cult?

[counterclock]

legit

[counterclock]

idek man like i dont know all these peoples excuses i just dogsat him a time or two and it was awesome i never thought that was cult activity

[hawaiianheir]

i think i'm gonna ask tavia
she is probably like
dogcult leader
probably

[counterclock]

i am not serving under a cult run by tavia

text;

[enrages]

SOULBOND MEETING SOULBOND MEETING
octavia’s house: oct 25th
6:00 pm - 9:00 pm
make sure you’re not followed.
bring your own goddamn food; i’m not providing that shit for you.
we’re going to discuss all the important deets of our soulbond life, potentially trigger the fuck out of everyone we have ever known, and maybe spend ten minutes telling octavia ‘happy birthday.’
but no more than ten minutes.

Re: text;

[hawaiianheir]

i'll bring subs.
lots of subs.
so count me in.

text;

[enrages]

also bring a present for octavia.

text;

[hawaiianheir]

the presents are the subs.
she gets two.

(j/k but fiiiiiiine)

text; a few hours post cleaning clusterfuck

[drama8om8]

Cokewings. Are you fucking serious. Is this an actual thing I actually just fucking read.

text; a few hours post cleaning clusterfuck

[hawaiianheir]

it seemed like a sound theory when i wrote it.
YOU NEVER KNOW OKAY

text;

[drama8om8]

Fairy wings made of PURE COCAINE seemed like a sound theory.
You actually thought that up, 8ounced it around in your tiny, mallea8le little mind, and thought "man. This sure is a gr8 theory I have! I 8etter share it."

Are YOU on drugs???????? >::::I

text;

[hawaiianheir]

man, like, it's totally a sound theory, have you ever actually tried to inahle your own fairy dust? can you tell me it doesn't make you go nuts?

maybe it's not cocaine. maybe it's like. a hallucinogenic. I MEAN THAT SHIT IS SO WEIRD.

text;

[drama8om8]

8RE Y8U F8CKING INS8NE IF IT W8S DRUGF8IRY DUST TH8N I W8ULD 8E HIGH AS 8ALLS CONST8NTLY Y8U UNAPOLOG8TIC FUCKLORD

text;

[hawaiianheir]

NO YOU WOULDN'T IT ALWAYS TRAILS AWAY FROM YOU

YOU'D HAVE TO LIKE

SPEW A BUNCH OF FAIRY DUST AND THEN RUN INTO IT TO SEE IF YOU GET HIGH AS BALLS

COME ON TAFFY THIS IS BASIC PHYSICS

text;

[drama8om8]

Where do you think it goes when I SLEEP, Mac. ::::|

(Almost typed "John" there holy 8alls that was distur8ing as shit hah8ha. Something a8out the feeling of telling you really o8vious stuff? Wow. DNW.)

text;

[hawaiianheir]

oh.
right okay that makes sense, i guess.

(ahahaha wow no please i mean i might have my moments but that guy is like a marked degree even more clueless than me at my worst holy shit)

text;

[drama8om8]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA

HAHAHA oh wow. More clueless than you! That's a good one. >::::)