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[hawaiianheir]

ZephyrCoder is Away. Status: Taffy: I HATE YOU I HATE MY STUPID LIFE
Aloha! This is Mac. I'm probably too busy to take your call at the moment. Leave me your name and number in a voicemail or text and I'll shoot you one back when I can. Thanks!
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text; a few hours post cleaning clusterfuck

[hawaiianheir]

it seemed like a sound theory when i wrote it.
YOU NEVER KNOW OKAY

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[drama8om8]

Fairy wings made of PURE COCAINE seemed like a sound theory.
You actually thought that up, 8ounced it around in your tiny, mallea8le little mind, and thought "man. This sure is a gr8 theory I have! I 8etter share it."

Are YOU on drugs???????? >::::I

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[hawaiianheir]

man, like, it's totally a sound theory, have you ever actually tried to inahle your own fairy dust? can you tell me it doesn't make you go nuts?

maybe it's not cocaine. maybe it's like. a hallucinogenic. I MEAN THAT SHIT IS SO WEIRD.

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[drama8om8]

8RE Y8U F8CKING INS8NE IF IT W8S DRUGF8IRY DUST TH8N I W8ULD 8E HIGH AS 8ALLS CONST8NTLY Y8U UNAPOLOG8TIC FUCKLORD

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[hawaiianheir]

NO YOU WOULDN'T IT ALWAYS TRAILS AWAY FROM YOU

YOU'D HAVE TO LIKE

SPEW A BUNCH OF FAIRY DUST AND THEN RUN INTO IT TO SEE IF YOU GET HIGH AS BALLS

COME ON TAFFY THIS IS BASIC PHYSICS

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[drama8om8]

Where do you think it goes when I SLEEP, Mac. ::::|

(Almost typed "John" there holy 8alls that was distur8ing as shit hah8ha. Something a8out the feeling of telling you really o8vious stuff? Wow. DNW.)

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[hawaiianheir]

oh.
right okay that makes sense, i guess.

(ahahaha wow no please i mean i might have my moments but that guy is like a marked degree even more clueless than me at my worst holy shit)

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[drama8om8]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA

HAHAHA oh wow. More clueless than you! That's a good one. >::::)

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[hawaiianheir]

He is, though!
Like he was explaining this stuff to a girl and like
he wasn't even paying attention to what he was saying!
Like all he could hear of his own voice was BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH and it's like
what

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[drama8om8]

I don't know, 8ro, half the time all I hear of YOUR voice is "8lah 8lah 8lah."
Can't really 8lame him for that, dude.

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[hawaiianheir]

Hardy har har, miss talks-about-herself-and-nothing-else!
I'm not the one who's acting bio could put someone to sleep!

(and yes, I read your IMDB, oh my god how can you live knowing you edited that yourself it is so obvious)

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[drama8om8]

>::::C!!!!!!!!
Ok first I do SO talk a8out things that 8n't me.
Cool things! Awesome things. Too many things to actually name! 8ut all of them are NOT ME.
And secondly WOW I D8D'T WR8TE TH8T H8W D8RE Y8U.
I 8m so offend8d 8y your disingenuous ass8rtions! WOW.

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[hawaiianheir]

but you inevitably link them back to you, right?
i mean come on.


It was totally you!
I know how you write and - eight obsession aside - THAT IS TOTALLY YOUR WRITING.

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[drama8om8]

N8. Unless the convers8tion naturally leads there! I can't help it if all roads lead to Serket, wow. It is my curse! G8D.

And it is N8T.
8ut speaking of o8sessions, y8u sh8uldn't 8e g88gling me and f8nding my shit (that I d8dn't write, 8ut is a8out me!).
QU8T IT.